lynbert: lynda suggests

07 January 2010

lynda suggests

i don't like to impose my opinions about parenting, but this might be helpful. if you're going to put a friend in your baby's crib, i suggest you put a machine washable one in there, just in case your baby throws up in the middle of the night, all over his friend. just an idea. look at how miserable soda looks.

1 comment:

Cathi said...: :-) cute post - you do a great job writing these, Lynda. As always, thanks for sharing.; January 26, 2010 at 3:14 PM

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simon says

8/14/14 - on going home to nyc after vacation in utah and california, "i'm sweet and sour on it."
7/20/14 - "mom, this is a transformer, and guess who drives it. jesus."
7/16/14 - "it's not because of dinosaurs that i want to become a paleontologist, it's because of new discoveries."
1/4/14 - "i do not want to eat my burger, i love it." and then he kissed it.
8/10/13 - "let's call 911, just in case."
8/4/13 - dad: "i found a light saber on the floor." him: "oh, i think that's mine. (pause) oh, no, that's luke skywalker's."
7/11/13 - "i was daydreaming about when i was a firefighter and i was driving a motorcycle and it had all the numbers in the world fire holes."
6/25/13 - "mommy, i want to stay in new york forever. i never want to leave."
6/4/13 - "darth vader has white skin. because he never enjoys the sun."
6/2/13 - him, playing angry birds:"you made me lose a bird!" me: "it's not the end of the world." him: "it's the morning of the world!"
5/19/13 - "i couldn't see you, i'm just a kid."
5/17/13 - "miriam is wearing a muscle dress. it's like a muscle shirt, but it's a dress. i know a lot about muscle clothes."
5/11/13 - as we approach staten island on the ferry: "what kind of language do they speak here?"
3/17/13 - "it's like the vampire state building!"
11/5/12 - me: "i just don't get it." him: "that's okay, i get it."
8/5/12 - him, while watching bob the builder: "daddy, they're using varnish!" "why?" "ugh, to protect against rain and other weather. i don't like saying that all the time."
6/14/12 - "i love happy daddy and happy miriam and happy mommy. and i love my happy self."
6/10/12 - "my bones make me jump so high."
6/1/12 - him: "i'm full of it." (to be fair, he was talking about his lunch.)
4/30/12 - him: "daddy, i miss you. because you go to law school so much."
4/30/12 - him: "maybe i should add milk to my prayers."
4/29/12 - me, talking about the internet: "man, i'm still not connected." him: "just try harder, mom."
4/27/12 - him: "mommy, you know what I like about dogs? they bark. woof woof."
4/24/12 - him: "the cracks in the sidewalk are booby traps. i was just thinking about that in my head. that's where my dreams are."
4/10/12 - him: "does juice come out of people?" (translation: can you get pear juice out of clothes if you spill?)
3/19/12 - him: "right now i'm thinking about ambulances and fire trucks, and saving people."
3/11/12 - him: "mommy, sometimes i think about everything, that i know of."
3/8/12 - him: "if you say so." (he actually says this a lot lately. it's pretty funny.)
2/23/12 - him, talking to a friend: "this is miriam. i love her."
2/14/12 - him: "my muscles are good at putting things on."
1/29/12 - him: "you broke my muscle."
12/9/11 - him: "i thought my muscles were falling out."
12/2/11 - simon, after peeing his pants: "well, sometimes i can't get my pee pee to pay attention."
11/7/11 - simon: "when i was two i liked saabs. when i was three i like fire trucks."
11/6/11 - me: "simon, do you want to go to kindergarten next year?" him: "yeah." rob: "do you know what kindergarten is?" him: "no, i really don't."
10/17/11 - him: "when i get bigger i will have a baby."
9/18.11 - him, to me: " i love you, but i don't like you to pick me up."
9/6/11 - rob: "simon, you're good." him: "yeah, i'm the best guy."
9/6/11 - him: "i just put it there for safety."
9/6/11 - him: "i don't have a mustache yet."
8/28/11 - him: "i'm happy, because i'm not scared of something."
8/21/11 - him: "my baby girl is my friend."
8/20/11 - him: "no pee pee, just cocoa bean."
8/15/11 - him: "firefighters pull their pants up all by themselves."
8/12/11 - him: "come in my room. my room is soft."
7/30/11 - going to bed: "daddy, tell me sweet dreams."
7/24/11 - looking under the place mat at dinner: "yup, it's construction in there."
7/20/11 - him in bed: "i like the blanket up to my neck. it makes me so happy."
7/17/1 - him: "i'm thinking about garbage trucks."
7/5/11 me: "what did you do with your boogie?" him: "i just put it in my ear."
6/20/11 - him: "you are not silly!"
6/17/11- rob: "should we name the baby girl simon?" him: "what? i'm not in mommy's tummy. i was in mommy's tummy last week."
6/16/11- after every hiccough: "i'm still doing it!"
6/2/11- me: "i love you" him: "you're welcome"

mim's the word

5/22/15 - mim's response when we asked her to behave: "i'm being hāve. hāving is really sweet."
5/11/15 - mim: "it hurts." mom: "what does it feel like?" mim: "sour ketchup."
1/18/15 - "jesus christ made the moon, so he used a ladder."
9/13/14 - mim: "the clouds have eyes." mom: "who told you that?" mim: "i did, yesterday, when i was a baby."
8/15/14 - on the airplane, "how many more stops?"
8/3/14 - dad: "miriam, you're full of nonsense." mim: "oh no!"
7/16/14 - on eating a banana, "i want the 'who-men' way." (not the monkey way)
7/15/14 - "i'm mad at the thunder because it hurt me."
7/14/14 - "i will have a happy birthday hat on my head."